You know what Decaf Lipton says, Sharon?
It says that you hate the tea drinkers in your life.
And don’t bother to hunt for the stray 10-year-old
bag of Earl Grey in your
sunny yellow kitchen cupboards.
You know that it tastes
the way an old lady smells.
I always bring my own tea bags in my purse.
You don’t even have a tea kettle, do you? No.
You are going to put water in a chipped coffee cup
and heat it up in the microwave.